The Damn Court Cards: Who's Who?
- Dec 1
- 2 min read
If you’ve ever stared at a court card and thought:
“Who the hell is this supposed to be—me, them, spirit, or some random ancestor I didn’t invite?”
…then welcome, friend.
Pull up a broom. You’re safe here.
I spent YEARS trying to decode court cards.
Everyone said:
“Just feel it.”
“Intuition will tell you.”
“You’ll know by the energy.”
I will not.
Because ALL energy feels like me thanks to my gifts.
Everything runs through my system like I’m the damn psychic Wi-Fi router of the universe.
So I finally created a spread that STOPPED the guessing and gave me the clarity I desperately needed.
And now I’m sharing it with you.
WHY COURT CARDS ARE SO DAMN HARD
Because they can be:
You
Another person
A timeline version of you
A future someone
An ex creeping around energetically
An ancestor
A spirit guide
Your higher self
A random Page throwing stones at your window in the astral
And somehow we’re supposed to “just know.”
No ma’am.
Not anymore.
So I built a spread that forces every court card into its proper lane:
✨ YOU
✨ OTHER PEOPLE
✨ SPIRIT/GUIDES
✨ FUTURE SELF
✨ ROOT ENERGY
And the moment I used it, my readings went from chaos → clarity.
WHY THIS SPREAD WORKS SO WELL
Because it separates the three things that ALWAYS blend during readings:
✦ YOUR ENERGY
✦ OTHER PEOPLE’S ENERGY
✦ SPIRIT / GUIDE ENERGY
Once you isolate each one, the reading becomes crystal-fucking-clear.
Instead of:
“Who is this Queen of Wands???”
You’ll know:
“This one’s me.”
“This one’s the past person watching from the shadows.”
“This one’s spirit.”
“This one’s the new person coming in.”
ALL at the same time — without confusion.
FINAL THOUGHTS
If court cards have ever confused you, annoyed you, or made you want to throw your deck out the window…
This spread will change your life.
It changed mine.
Court cards aren’t hard.
You just needed a system.
If you’re a Member, your downloadable PDF is waiting for you on your member page.
This is the exact system that finally broke the “Who the hell is this?” curse on court cards — and now it’s yours to print, bind, or tuck inside your tarot journal.
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Your cards aren’t confusing anymore.
You just needed the right map.
Now… go claim it.
