Fix It or Fuck It

I call this blend Fix It or Fuck It because that’s exactly what it does. Headache, sunburn, sore muscles, stress spiral — whatever the problem, this lotion-based blend brings quick relief.

Essential oils are the plant’s living breath. They work fast — entering the bloodstream in about 5 seconds, compared to medications that often take 30 minutes to begin working. Although oils can sometimes have reverse effects, in general they are safer than ingesting herbs, which take longer to process and can interact more heavily in the body. Still, always check with your physician before adding any new remedies, especially if you’re on medications.

Herbs have their own magic, but they work slower and usually need to be ingested to give you the full effect. Which not all of us have the option of doing — especially if you’re on medications or have allergies. Gemstones are steady and powerful, but they build over time. Oils meet you in the moment.

That’s why this blend is different. It’s simple: three oils and magnesium. But it’s not just the ingredients — it’s the method. Oils need to be treated one way, magnesium another, and it’s in the way they’re brought together that the real magic happens. The result? Clean, deep relief with no stains, no sticky residue, and a shelf life that lasts.

I spent years searching for the right supplier, one that kept the essence intact without breaking the bank. Once I found them, everything changed. These aren’t just bottles of oil — they’re medicine, if you know how to listen and mix them right.

✨ This has been one of my #1 sellers at The Veil, and I’m finally releasing it here for you. You can grab the full recipe and method in the shop for $20, or join the Everyday Witch Membership for just $5/month and get this plus many more to follow.

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